Lainie
Colonel Lainie Holman was born in the Great Red State of Oklahoma, where she was raised by Leos and educated by rednecks and drag queens and poets. She was released into adulthood sometime between Iran-Contra and Tiananmen Square, but before Smelled Like Teen Spirit. She attended a now-defunct liberal arts institution, then a now-renamed medical school, and afterwards spent several years in the serfdom of Medicare. Since her nominal release in 2007, she has lived in Ohio with her partner and two adolescents. Her most recent work of nonfiction is Post Infectious Torticollis Associated with Atlantoaxial Subluxation. She spends her free time maintaining an elaborate student loan Ponzi scheme.
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